Engine Entertainer Gifts

"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"What's your occupation?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Clown Wife

Fur Baby

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Clown walks balloon dog

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Dog Birthdays

Children's Entertainer

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.