'Well it is listed but that's mainly down to the local fracking.'
Energy Industry Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the energy industry satirist? Our collection features playful, witty designs that humorously critique the energy sector. Whether they’re an industry insider or a devoted critic, these products add a spark of humor to their day. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, find the perfect way to light up their collection of quirky, industry-inspired goodies.
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'
'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
Made in China
'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'
"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."
'The recession is over, again.'
Fuel bill gone through the roof
How life on Earth really got its start.
"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."
Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.
'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'
Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes
"We're standing in forever chemicals."
Money god
"The Nominees"
'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'
The Euro - R.I.P.
'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'
'Wait a minute....!
"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."
'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'
Vulture proclaims its love for highways.
'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'
Investments.
'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'
"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."
"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."
"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."
Positive Trend, Dreadful Outcome
Euro Bait
'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'
'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'
Energy Industry Satirist Gifts Collection
Energy Industry Satirist Mugs
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Energy Industry Satirist Pillows
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Energy Industry Satirist Prints
Make a statement with our satirical prints that critique and celebrate the energy industry with sharp wit and style.
Energy Industry Satirist T-Shirts
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