Energy Saver Satirist Gifts

'It's a 24 hour telethon to raise awareness for conserving electricity.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Another hot flash?

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

'That's the Government for you every time.'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

'We may be in trouble - the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site.'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

'Uh-oh... Bad make-up accident?' 'No, oil tanker disaster.'

"All the body parts were locally sourced."