Energy Industry Satirist Mugs

'Well it is listed but that's mainly down to the local fracking.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Made in China

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'The recession is over, again.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'Wait a minute....!

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

The Euro - R.I.P.

"The Nominees"

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Money god

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Investments.

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

Euro Bait

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"