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"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

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Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Industrial Beautification van

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"Woo-hoo!"

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Remote controlled 'Global Warming'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Nuclear energy.

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.