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"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

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Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Industrial Beautification van

Where clean coal comes from.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"Woo-hoo!"

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.