Energetic Lifestyle T-Shirts

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Steamed vegetables."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Elderly People

Save our Planet.

"It's a hybrid!"

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

An old lady Kitesurfing

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

At One With Nature

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

Bike with Tag Along

"I think you're going to like today's class."

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