Energetic Lifestyle Gifts

Super Bran Flakes.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Steamed vegetables."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Elderly People

Save our Planet.

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"It's a hybrid!"

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Where Pleather Comes From

At One With Nature

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"I think you're going to like today's class."

Leap

Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."