Energetic Artist T-Shirts

"Nice jump, Sergei."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Interpretive napping

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Dancing woman

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Pottery Slam

Artistic Licence.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

Son of Alien.

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

Painting Music

Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

Tuba Music

Make Your Own

Sketchy Neighborhood

Rodin's Collapsed Deck-Chair

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."