Energetic Artist Gifts

"Nice jump, Sergei."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Interpretive napping

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

Dancing woman

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

The Greatest Mime in the World

Pottery Slam

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Artistic Licence.

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Son of Alien.

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Painting Music

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

Tuba Music

Make Your Own

Daniel Chester French

Sketchy Neighborhood

Rodin's Collapsed Deck-Chair

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."