Endless Eater T-Shirts

I'll have the endless breadsticks. By the way, where do I sleep? MENU.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

LAY ZEE FUK

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Today's special... donuts.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Access Denied!

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Molecular gastronomy.

Bangers and Mash

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Endangered Entrees

Cafe Philosophique

"Aw. I thought you said Pizza tonight."

'So...They got you too..'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'