Endless Eater T-Shirts

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

LAY ZEE FUK

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Today's special... donuts.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Access Denied!

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Molecular gastronomy.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Bangers and Mash

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Endangered Entrees

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Cafe Philosophique

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'So...They got you too..'

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

"Aw. I thought you said Pizza tonight."

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'