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'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Access Denied!

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Spaghetto

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

Meat Department

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Young child saying grace

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

"I'm strictly a squid and seaweed eater. Whenever I have plankton, I'm hungry an hour later."

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

'How do you know you won't like brontosaurus if you don't try it?'

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

"Objection overruled. Just eat it."

Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.

'How about if I meet you halfway? I'll sit up straight but I won't eat my vegetables.'