Unapologetic Eater Mugs

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Access Denied!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Spaghetto

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Young child saying grace

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"I'm strictly a squid and seaweed eater. Whenever I have plankton, I'm hungry an hour later."

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

'How do you know you won't like brontosaurus if you don't try it?'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.

'How about if I meet you halfway? I'll sit up straight but I won't eat my vegetables.'