Unapologetic Food Lovers Mugs

"You don't tip them you bribe them!"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Church Basement Foodie

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

This Year's Spa

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Needs more kale.'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

I am to blame.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Sushi Train Spotters