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'Careful. Janet's Broccoli Bean casserole is so lethal, Al-Qaeda's looking for the recipe!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Casual skydiving.

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Things that scare Jimmy

"Who wants to go first?"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'