Fearless Eater Pillows

'Careful. Janet's Broccoli Bean casserole is so lethal, Al-Qaeda's looking for the recipe!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Casual skydiving.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion