End Of High School Romance Gifts

"We'll always have the food court."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"How was prom?"

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Where Are They Now?'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

High School

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Original punks go to reunion

Southwick College: Basically, for the most part, usually - a meritocracy.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."