School Days Romantic Gifts

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

Bell ringer.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Boys at Leisure

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'