School Sweetheart Gifts

Young Love

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"I still remember that day she walked into the classroom. It was like-like at first sight."

"I love you, you big fool."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Recess does things to a man."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.

"Well, mom, what happens in kindergarten stays in kindergarten!"

"I love you in theory."

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"We'll always have the food court."

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'