School Sweetheart Gifts

Young Love

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"Can I carry your ipad for you Cindy?"

"I still remember that day she walked into the classroom. It was like-like at first sight."

"I love you, you big fool."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Recess does things to a man."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.

"I love you in theory."

"Well, mom, what happens in kindergarten stays in kindergarten!"

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'A vet! I had you picked in advertising!'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'