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"We'll always have the food court."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"How was prom?"

'Where Are They Now?'

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

High School

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

Southwick College: Basically, for the most part, usually - a meritocracy.

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"Is everything like a comic to you?"

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."