Employment Explore Gifts

"How long have you been with us? Not counting tomorrow."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"