Employment Explore Mugs

"How long have you been with us? Not counting tomorrow."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."