New Job Exploration Gifts

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Not everyone is cut out for this business but it's a living."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'All of your references say you play well with others, but there's nothing in here about you actually doing any work.'

I think you should go after my job!

'Are you free at the moment?'

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

'I saw on the job description it said, 'You'll do what I tell you to do and like it.' Could you be more specific?'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."