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'Dad, are we rich?'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"You left your demons here last week."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

The Greek Trampoline

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"I don't like the look of this."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Out.

Chinese stock market

'Crisis'

U.S. Credit Rating