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"Goodbye, Florencia. I'm afraid you've outgrown me."

Doubts Watering Knots

"You're cute, Darren, but you come with a lot of baggage."

Others will fight for you

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Mood Swings.

Ego Increasing School

Learning Curve

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"You'll get over him."

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Discomfort zone.

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

'I know I've interviewed for this position last month, but since then I've hired a personal coach. I was thinking maybe a do-over interview.'

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

He's crying again. Should he see a therapist?

"The good news is your responsible for your own happiness." "Ooof! That's a lot of pressure!"

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'