Emotional Growth Seeker T-Shirts

'I must say, it's very refreshing to work with a patient who's so open to the idea of change and personal transformation!'

"When I said I wanted closure, this is not what I had in mind!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

After the Sentence

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"That must be the artist over there."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."