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'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Mood Swings.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'It's good to talk.'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"I can be changed!"

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

He's crying again. Should he see a therapist?

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

'Anyone here for the psychiatrist?'

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.