Emotional Discussions Gifts

Very Difficult Conversations

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'What did He do before he was God?'

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Big Issue...'

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

Uni. Snowflake Library

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Hey Dad? Are we still atheists?"

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"