Deep Discussions Gifts

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Very Difficult Conversations

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

Existentialists In Love

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Professional Couples

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"Who's next?"

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

Benchwarmer.

'How did it go?' 'We had an exchange of views...I went in with my views and came out with hers!'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

'It's for a poll. How do you feel about superdelegates?'

Losing sense of materialism after being mugged

Academics At the Beach

Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Britain." Specifically about how a recent poll shows that nearly half of Britain misses Colonialism. They miss the day when they rounded up natives into camps, massacred them, tortured them into submission, ethnically cleansed whole regions, carved up their lands into arbitrary countries and made them all play cricket. Before I open the line to callers, I'm warning you, there will be a strict limit on the number of "Make Britain

Tonight: Lecture on 4th Dimensional Physics and Ontological Topology. Buy Tickets Here. Sorry, fellas, but I'm going to have to see some IQ.

'Oh yeah? -- Well, I have a theory about you!'