Deep Discussions Pillows

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Very Difficult Conversations

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

Existentialists In Love

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

Professional Couples

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"Who's next?"

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

Benchwarmer.

'How did it go?' 'We had an exchange of views...I went in with my views and came out with hers!'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

'It's for a poll. How do you feel about superdelegates?'

Losing sense of materialism after being mugged

Academics At the Beach

'Oh yeah? -- Well, I have a theory about you!'

Deepwater Fish