Faith Discussions Pillows

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

If there were no religion...s

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Happy Everything

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

'As an atheist, are you not even a little worried about suffering God's wrath?'

Women outside church, "well I don't like the way he's leaning towards Rome."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

Divine Rivalry

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

It's time again for my 'State-of-the-family' address.

Bento XVI.

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we arguing about politics, religion or emoji misuse?"

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

'We've saved a fortune relocating our children to Asia...'

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

'My parents had the decency to die at the right age!'