Faith Discussions Pillows

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

If there were no religion...s

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

Happy Everything

Ideas for a Simon Cowell Show - Picking the one true region.

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

'As an atheist, are you not even a little worried about suffering God's wrath?'

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we arguing about politics, religion or emoji misuse?"

Women outside church, "well I don't like the way he's leaning towards Rome."

Divine Rivalry

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

It's time again for my 'State-of-the-family' address.

Bento XVI.

'What proof do we have there is a DOG?'

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

I hear you're an atheist now. It's the thing to be. What about me? What about you? I have the power to destroy you. So. I am your god! Rethinking position.

'My parents had the decency to die at the right age!'

'We've saved a fortune relocating our children to Asia...'

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

"Must you tell us what our daily share of the national debt is every time we sit down to dinner?"