Deep Conversations Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't like small talk."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

A Truism's Journey

Attention Span Man

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

Existentialists In Love

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"You're not even listening!"

"Hey, keep it down, we're trying to have a conversation."

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"