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A Truism's Journey

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Existentialists In Love

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

Brain versus Religion.

'Time? Time's relative.'

"Soon to be a motion picture."

'I'm commuting your sentence - We'll still cut your head off, but we won't carry it around on a pike.'

Losing sense of materialism after being mugged

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

Blah blah blah.

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

'He says he's sorry he's late-he's had readers' block.'

Cartesian Chopped Liver

'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.'

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"

Yak, Yak Yak, Yak Yak Yak.

'White is beautiful, too.'

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."

101 uses of a dead cat: saw

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

"When nature calls, so does everyone else."