Friend Who Enjoys Deep Conversations Mugs

A Truism's Journey

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Existentialists In Love

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

'Time? Time's relative.'

Brain versus Religion.

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

"Soon to be a motion picture."

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Losing sense of materialism after being mugged

'I'm commuting your sentence - We'll still cut your head off, but we won't carry it around on a pike.'

Blah blah blah.

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

Cartesian Chopped Liver

'He says he's sorry he's late-he's had readers' block.'

'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.'

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

101 uses of a dead cat: saw

'White is beautiful, too.'

"When nature calls, so does everyone else."

"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."

Yak, Yak Yak, Yak Yak Yak.

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'