Deep Conversationalist Mugs

"Which way did you vote in the Brexit referendum, Daddy?"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

A Truism's Journey

Heart To Heart

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

Statue of Christopher Columbus

Existentialists In Love

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

'I'll tell you my subtext, if you tell me yours.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

Losing sense of materialism after being mugged

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

"Hey, this is on me!"

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

"Tell me the truth, Paul - do you love me for myself or because you think that Jewish women are where it's at today?"

'Nine out of ten doctors think excessive drinking is bad for your health.'

"Long time no see! How are you doing?"

'White is beautiful, too.'

"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

"How does drinking help with your brainstorming ideas?"

Yesterday's and Today's World...

'I'm really into her, but I'm just too nervous to strike up a baaaaaa.'