Therapy Discussions Gifts

'One of your problems here, is that you don't let your husband finish a sentence.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Very Difficult Conversations

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

'The only reason she keeps me is to rub out her bed wrinkles.'

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

"Tell me..How do you feel about being abducted?"

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

'How did it go?' 'We had an exchange of views...I went in with my views and came out with hers!'

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

"Your wife is here to shed some light on your version of the story."

'45 and never been divorced? What's wrong with him?'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

"I was on a roll at first. Then, things began to unravel, and my life just went down the drain."

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'Tell me, my dear — what's going on in that funny little head of yours?'