Emergency Room Doctor Gifts

"It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something."

House Hold Accident

'CLEAR!'

Extreme sports injuries ward.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

First aid departments

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the ER.'

CLEAR!

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'Next.'

Operation/Grim Reaper

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

Using a Defibrillator a paramedic can tell if Pinocchio is lying.