Embarrassment Accepter Pillows

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

Al, why haven't you ever told me about the birds and the bees? Because I find ornithology and entomology even more embarrassing than sex.

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"Public display of rejection"

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

'Well, are you wearing clean underwear or not?'

"Sorry to end it like this... it's not that I don't like you... it's just that nobody does.

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

Feeling guilty about breaking up with Susan after just two dates, Brad made things easier by wearing his Hideous Back Hair Toupee to the beach.'

When Butt-dialers Talk

'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'

"Just this once can you not relate my life story to our purchases?"

"Frankly, he's a lousy sober."