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"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

"Frankly, he's a lousy sober."

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

"Just this once can you not relate my life story to our purchases?"

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

"Public display of rejection"

"Feel my shirt! Wanna Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material!"

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

Learn from your mistakes...this is the last time I let you talk me into a double date.

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

"Sorry to end it like this... it's not that I don't like you... it's just that nobody does.

'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'