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"So they wanted the bathroom?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

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The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Tartar sauce.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"It's the drink talking"

"Stop smiling. You're downtown."

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

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'Talk, talk, talk, that's all these people do! - What we need in this country is a bit more action!'

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

'This comes in very handy working here.'

'I'm feigning ignorance.'

"Public display of rejection"

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

"I was told I should embrace my mistakes."

'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'

When Butt-dialers Talk

'Well, are you wearing clean underwear or not?'

'This tells you if you've had too much to drink.' - 'Amazing, sounds like my wife.'

'It must be the burglars, Manfred, you know how they frighten him!'

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

"How embarrassing. Please, just leave me home next time you go to the Laundromat."

'Don't be so paranoid. We're not gossiping about what happened to you yesterday ... at 11:43 am.'

"It's sundown. Where is he? Did I tell him sundown or sunrise? I said sunrise...I must look ridiculous."

'Honey, you know last night when you were 'dancing like nobody's watching'...'

'Let's strike a deal. If you'll let me buy the premium beer, I promise not to throw a tantrum in the checkout lane.'

"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."