Embarrassment Expert Prints

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Tartar sauce.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"It's the drink talking"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Stop smiling. You're downtown."

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

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'Talk, talk, talk, that's all these people do! - What we need in this country is a bit more action!'

'This comes in very handy working here.'

'I'm feigning ignorance.'

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'

"Public display of rejection"

"I was told I should embrace my mistakes."

'Well, are you wearing clean underwear or not?'

'This tells you if you've had too much to drink.' - 'Amazing, sounds like my wife.'

'It must be the burglars, Manfred, you know how they frighten him!'

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

"How embarrassing. Please, just leave me home next time you go to the Laundromat."

"... No, I don't think Mummy and Daddy would be happy if you moved in with me. Because I still live with them."

"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."

'Don't be so paranoid. We're not gossiping about what happened to you yesterday ... at 11:43 am.'

"It's sundown. Where is he? Did I tell him sundown or sunrise? I said sunrise...I must look ridiculous."

'Let's strike a deal. If you'll let me buy the premium beer, I promise not to throw a tantrum in the checkout lane.'