Embarrassment Enthusiasts Prints

"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'Damned tourists.'

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

"You smell like wet cardboard."

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

'Well, are you wearing clean underwear or not?'

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

"Public display of rejection"

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'

Well, I told you she fancied me!

D*mn it.

"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?"