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"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

'Damned tourists.'

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

"You smell like wet cardboard."

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

"Public display of rejection"

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

D*mn it.

'Well, are you wearing clean underwear or not?'

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

Well, I told you she fancied me!

"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?"

'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."