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'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You and your daft inventions."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

Spinach Dating.

A close encounter of the awkward kind