Embarrassment Connoisseurs Pillows

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

"Wow, look at the size of that thing!... Do you think we'll need a bigger boat?"

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

"Public display of rejection"

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

'Well, are you wearing clean underwear or not?'

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

"It's sundown. Where is he? Did I tell him sundown or sunrise? I said sunrise...I must look ridiculous."

"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."

"How embarrassing. Please, just leave me home next time you go to the Laundromat."

'Don't be so paranoid. We're not gossiping about what happened to you yesterday ... at 11:43 am.'

Don't Forget - August 24th is Stranger's Day!

"I'm busy! I'm searching the internet for something to be outraged about!"

"Next time dry your hands as well, grub!"