Embarrassment Connoisseurs Pillows

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Ross Noble

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

"Wow, look at the size of that thing!... Do you think we'll need a bigger boat?"

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

"Public display of rejection"

'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'

When Butt-dialers Talk

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

'Well, are you wearing clean underwear or not?'

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

"How embarrassing. Please, just leave me home next time you go to the Laundromat."

"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."

'Don't be so paranoid. We're not gossiping about what happened to you yesterday ... at 11:43 am.'

"It's sundown. Where is he? Did I tell him sundown or sunrise? I said sunrise...I must look ridiculous."

Don't Forget - August 24th is Stranger's Day!

"Next time dry your hands as well, grub!"