Elite Joker Pillows

'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'