Elephant Adventurer Gifts

A Passage to Indiana

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The Runaway Horse

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Where the wild things were."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"A little help, please."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Too much monkey business...

School trip little porters.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.