Elephant Adventurer Gifts

A Passage to Indiana

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"A little help, please."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Where the wild things were."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Too much monkey business...

Elephant ass selfie.

School trip little porters.

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

Today's lesson, the rainforest.