Equine Adventurer Gifts

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Buddhist photo albums,

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Dog on a plane.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Dog fetches dice

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Mice escaped again@?'

"Your bone."

Suburban street.

Medieval Knievel