Equestrian Adventure Seekers Gifts

"I blame the Jockey Club for admitting women to the sport."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

The Hobby Store

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Fishing boat.

"Ah...here they are!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.