Elegant Wilderness Diners Gifts

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"For drinks or dinner?"

'How was the squid?'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Rabbits picknick

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'It was your bright idea to eat out!'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

'Enjoy?...How?'

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'