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'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'How was the squid?'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

Rabbits picknick

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'It was your bright idea to eat out!'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

'Enjoy?...How?'

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'